Hello Kitty Finally Breaks Out The Lingerie

The old joke, “if a product exists, there is a Hello Kitty version of it,” is so shockingly accurate that it could be considered the real-life equivalent to the internet’s Rule 34. With that in mind, it’s actually pretty surprising that it took this long for a line of designer lingerie to emerge. Pretty tame by comparison to Hello Kitty ball gags, don’t you think?

Finally! The perfect companion piece for your girlfriend’s Hello Kitty “shoulder massager”! Track down a pair of Bad Batz Maru boxer shorts and you’ve got the building blocks of a very Sanrio-tastic evening.

Source: CF Forums. Thanks, ard!