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Yeah, There’s a TARDIS Dildo.

It would appear that a Doctor Who fan at The Toymaker Project has fired the first shot in the sci-fi sex toy war with this contraption, dubbed “The TARDIS Tickler”. Take that, Star Trek colognes! Your sexual nature was merely implicit! And then there’s the whole “seven years” thing… so, y’know… limited uses. *cough*

If I remember my Whovian lore correctly, there was once a Time Lord called The Celestial Toymaker. I doubt he had anything like this on his resumé, of course.

Look, I’m grasping at straws here. It’s a dildo with a TARDIS in it, okay? Maybe we should just leave it at that before this starts getting blue.

Source: io9.