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Star Wars Episode VII Will Be An Original Story

In case you were like me, rolling your eyes at the thought of a new Star Wars sequel based on one of those novels everyone pretends to like, worry not! Disney has followed up yesterday’s bombshell acquisition of Lucasfilm by announcing that Star Wars Episode VII will be wholly original.

So that’s one bullet dodged, but with this news also comes the revelation that Episode VII is written by George Lucas, at least in its current form. Which is fine, depending on which version of Lucas we’re dealing with. Hopefully there’s someone else in the room with him, preferably someone who isn’t afraid to tell him “no” when the need arises.

George Lucas today feels quite similar to Gene Roddenberry during the early years of The Next Generation; a towering figure perhaps better utilized in a detached showrunner or executive producer role, because when he gets anywhere near pen and paper, bad things tend to happen.

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Ready to be greeted by this bad boy in 2015?

No word yet on just how original this original story will be, how far after Jedi it’s set (or if it’s even the true sequel everyone’s expecting), who’s in it, who’s directing, and so forth.

So until the news comes down that Episode VII will feature an invigorated Rebellion led by Zac Effron against Darth Jonas and the remnants of the Galactic Empire, let’s all just relax for now.

Source: io9. Image: GamingTruth; The Royalty Exchange.

Disney Purchases Lucasfilm, New Star Wars In 2015 (UPDATED!)

UPDATE!: A few early details on Star Wars Episode VII have surfaced.

While I was busy absent-mindedly jotting down random snarky comments about wrestling, Disney went ahead and acquired all-things Lucas for a cool $4.05 billion. That’s billion with a heavy thud-to-the-floor B sound, or more zeroes than you perhaps expected Lucasfilm to still be worth in 2012. You cynical little bastards, you.

We may need a little time to let this news sink in, but for now, several points of interest come to mind:

1) If you thought Jar Jar Binks was annoying before, wait until Disney gets their hands on him.

2) This probably won’t adversely affect the quality of the Disneyland rides, which have already been dumbed-down for the prequel crowds.

3) If any of that money flows towards EA and Bioware’s The Old Republic, that could be exactly what the struggling MMO needs to stay afloat another few years, free-to-play or not.

Oh right, and a little something called Star Wars VII was announced alongside the acquisition news. That seems like it could be a pretty big deal. Right? Of course, the bigger implication involves even more sequels. Quoth the original press release from Disney:

Ms. Kennedy will serve as executive producer on new Star Wars feature films, with George Lucas serving as creative consultant. Star Wars Episode 7 is targeted for release in 2015, with more feature films expected to continue the Star Wars saga and grow the franchise well into the future.

There’s so much to contemplate here and I’m not even a Star Wars fan, more of a Star Wars those-first-two-movies-were-good-and-also-KOTOR. Do they adapt the novels set after the original trilogy, with all their fanfictiony goodness and Mary Sues? Do they ignore the expanded universe entirely and troll everyone? Will the whole thing be an ill-conceived star vehicle for Miley Cyrus and Dwayne “Tooth Fairy” Johnson?

Oh wow. Watching the fan response to this unfold is going to be hilarious.

Source: Joystiq.

Hipster Disney Princess Memes Go Musical

On my long list entitled “Songs I’d Like Rael Linford’s Silent State To Cover, Preferably In Full Costume”, this one just shot straight up to the top. Move over, They Might Be Giants; YouTube musicals based on Disney internet memes happened.

Lyrics follow.

WHEN THE WORLD JUST SEEMS TOO MAINSTREAM
WHILE YOU DRINK KOMBUCHA TEA
JUST EMBRACE YOUR INNER IRONY
YOUR TRUE IDENTITY…

JUST BE A HIPSTER
AN INDIVIDUAL
COME ON AND JOIN US
DON’T BE A TOOL

WHEN YOU’RE A HIPSTER
LIFE SEEMS POETIC
YOU LIKE YOUR BANDS HOT
BEFORE THEY’RE COOL

I TALKED TO BIRDS WAY BEFORE TWITTER
LOVE EATING SUSHI!
THAT’S IRONIC!
GLASS SLIPPERS, UGH, SO BEFORE MIDNIGHT
POETRY READING? WHERE’S MY INVITE?
LIKE MY BRA, WELL, IT’S ORGANIC!

THE BOOK WAS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE
WE NEVER FALL, WE ONLY TUMBLE
SEE WHEN A TREE FALLS IN A FOREST AND NOBODY’S THERE TO HEAR IT, YOU CAN BET WE’VE BOUGHT THE VINYL

COME BE A HIPSTER
WE GO OUR OWN WAY
WE SHOP AT THRIFT STORES
OR SO WE SAY

YES, BE A HIPSTER
A F*$&%ING HIPSTER
WE’RE SO UNIQUE
WE’RE ALL THE SAME

It’s like MC Frontalot’s Indier Than Thou, but… meme-ier. And less mainstream. Of course.

Source: The Mary Sue.